I thought we were buying a mattress but, boy, was I wrong. We bought a Jamison Latex Sleep System. (Not a commercial.)
Yesterday, I took a friend to an interview; Jeanne took kurt to an appointment or else she would have been with me. While waiting I sat in the car and read a science fiction I had already started. It was overcast, raining in spurts, but cool enough and very comfortable with the windows down in my van. Then it wasn’t, cool nor comfortable. Thanks to the tropical storm Fay the rain came in bands in their mad rush around the eye, which at this point was still east of us, maybe north east, and not as well-defined nor as angry as when it made landfall. So, the rain would blow in the windows and I would close them. It would get steamy warm and uncomfortable. The rain would stop and I would open the windows and the cycle would repeat.
Why didn’t I just start the engine and run the AC?
First: The battery-charging system is not right; maybe I’ve lost a rectifier in the alternator? I can get 4 or 5 starts on an outing and then it barely turns over (I’ve already changed out the battery with a free in-warranty replacement with no change in behavior , sorry Sam’s). I have a solar cell on the battery so after a bit I have a fresh charge, i.e. 4 or 5 more starts. I need to take it by the alternator shop for a free check up.
Second: The AC does not work. I took it to a shop and they could not find the location of the leak. They put marker-freon in it which should leave a stain at the leak’s location. (I actually have a freon detector which I may dig out yet; plus a vacuum pump, gages, etc. I’ve done a little AC work, replacing two outside units in the past. However, I’m trying to stop trying to do everything myself. After all, I’m retired, if not unemployed.) The marker has leaked out and I need to take the van back in. Maybe in my next retirement.
After about 45 minutes and during a storm lull I was aimlessly looking about and saw a mattress store Jeanne and I visited a year and a half ago. I was ready for a little diversity, so I walked over. I checked out a few mattresses with the owner and she explained the construction methods and the advantages of each. Even though she encouraged me I didn’t try any out since I was a little Fay and sweat wet. I told her I’d bring my wife by. I’m sure she thought “Yea, that’ll happen” as I walked back to the van through a light sprinkle.
I thought about how bad we needed a new mattress. Ours has a big hole, more like a sink-hole, right under my butt. What are the chances of that? I mean, the core could have failed anywhere but it was on my side, and right under my butt. I called Jeanne and she was on her way home from Kurt’s appointment. I told her about the sale at the place we previously visited. (I guess I failed to tell you about the sale. For example: the $5000 mattress, I mean sleep system, was marked down to about $2600. WOW) Yes, she would love to come and take a look. Such enthusiasm! You’d think the hole was on her side of the bed.
We didn’t buy before because the hole was just a slight indentation and we decided to get a side-board for the dinning room instead. So, as I said, I phoned Jeanne: I asked her to bring me a fresh shirt since in addition to being wet I was starting to smell a little like a wet puppy, which may actually be how wet old men smell. I also asked her to bring my billfold since I’d forgotten it. Retirement is tough.
I returned to reading, hoping Jeanne would arrive before my friend finished her interview. She didn’t; so I explained everything and moved the van closer to the mattress store in case Jeanne arrived in a rain cycle, and as a result of moving the van I used one of my cranks. As we waited I noticed the store owner getting into the car in the next slot. I opened my door, leaned way over and knocked on her car. She looked and I told her I had called my wife. She said that she had to run an errand but her husband would help us. He did, gave a great pitch, had been trained well (he explained that his wife was the expert). We tried several matresses, learned which model a famous 5-star hotel uses, and discovered my favorite, i.e. the expensive one. It felt really good, I mean “Really Good”. I asked the wife’s husband to turn out the lights (just joking) but he said he had done that before. Jeanne wanted to spend less, that’s my girl, but I pressured her and whispered in her ear that I wanted it . She gave in but I think she was happy, especially to be free of the guilt of the purchase. After all, we were going to spend the money on something, maybe something as mundane as van AC or alternator repair. And besides that, I didn’t really want a new bike this year anyway; believe it if you can.
Our friend joined Kurt and Jeanne in the car since the two of them had a 4 o’clock meeting which they were already late for and Jeanne would drop them off after picking up hamburgers for everyone. It’s a two hour group so they would easily catch up and the others would not eat without them. I went home and changed into drier clothes, all around, looking forward to when Fay stops her piddling and the mattress-store man-and-wife can have our new mattress delivered, “for FREE”, and the old one picked up, “for FREE”. I’m still trying to figure out how exactly it’s free.